Last night I took an axe and chopped off the head of my stepdaughter while she was sleeping. I thought, ‘Ha, now there will be no more fuss about who gets all the pretty things. My daughter will get them all!’
This morning, I called upstairs for my girl. She was late coming down for breakfast. “Where are you?” I yelled.
She answered, “Here on the stairs. I’m sweeping.”
I went to look. There was nothing on the stairs but a drop of blood.
“Where are you?”
“I’m in the kitchen.”
There was no one there. Only a drop of blood on the floor.
“Where are you?”
“Here in the bed. I am sleeping.”
I went into the bedroom, and I found my own daughter beheaded. I had killed the wrong one, and my daughter’s blood was shouting, “Here I am! Here I am!”