Such a handsome lad he was, oh…there was something about him…what’s the word? Special. That’s it.
He’d gotten lost in the woods and he found our little hut. I told him he couldn’t stay here—we’re all robbers—and the men would kill him.
The fellow was bone tired, too tired to be afraid. He stretched himself out on the bench outside and fell fast asleep.
I noticed he had a letter in his pocket, so I took it out and read it.
When the fellows came home, they were furious that I’d let the lad into the house. Then I showed them the letter. It was written to the queen and it said, “Kill the boy and bury him before the king returns.”
The men laughed. The poor fellow was a dead man and he didn’t even know it! They weren’t about to let things be, so they changed the letter to read, “Marry this fellow to the king’s daughter at once!”
Hahaha! Doing a bad deed with a good result is even more fun than doing a bad deed with a bad result!