I know how I’ll get through the forest where the man-eating giants live. I’ll beat my drum until I’ve woken them all. Then I’ll tell the giants that I’m just the first. There are thousands of men coming after me, bound and determined to...
I were drivin’ the geese in the forest when this beautiful lady comes along, walkin’ on foot. She asks me, “Is this the castle of the green knight?” “Yep,” says me. “But the knight is very ill and if he ain’t cured in...
You will think my story is dumb. Of course it is. All my stories are dumb! I’m always making a goose of myself. The important thing is, I made a princess laugh. A very serious princess. Until she met me she had not met a man who could her make her laugh because...
I am just a cobbler but I am very fond of honey. Some people think it’s not easy to find the sweetness in life, but I’ve figured out how. I am basically quite small and lazy, but I have a considerable amount of charm and a pretty good imagination. I live by my wits,...
I knew that those two brothers of my beloved were lying to the king. They were not our deliverers. What had they done with my true friend? In his sorrow, the golden horse would not eat. The golden bird would not sing, and I sat in the castle garden and wept. Then one...
