I’m a kind master. Really. Just do what I tell you. If you don’t, I’ll wring your neck.
I like putting people in their place, especially young fellows like that prince who came to my house a few days ago. He was willing to be hired, so I brought him on as a servant. First thing I told him to do was to clean out the stable. After that, he could have day off. But here’s the rub. I forbade him to go into any of the rooms which lead out of his own bedroom. If I caught him disobeying, I would kill him. Simple as that.
I knew he would be tempted. With the whole afternoon to amuse himself, do you think he could resist opening those doors?