Does my appearance SHOCK you? Come now, approach my diamond throne.
Which of my heads is more of a shock? One, two, or three?
Is it our breath? Hah! Arr! Arr! Arr!
Come on now, it can’t be our VOICE. Don’t you like the sound of cawing ravens?
Approach, I say!
What’s that? You think I’m beautiful? Awwww! And kind, you say? You want to enter my service?
Aren’t you a charming fellow! You can look after my mare. But don’t lose her or we’ll eat you.
Arrr arrr arrr!