No, that’s not right. You don’t do it that way! Are you going to tell me those stitches are EVEN? Oh, and I suppose the cow flies over the moon. Did you measure that heel? No, you didn’t. Look, it’s higher than the other. And the shoe’s too long. You dolt! You want to know how I make hard skin soft? With my strap, that’s how!
The Story Finder
Voices in Fairy Tales
by Michelle Tocher
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